nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via guy)

shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

(via comundas)

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Fonte: cuntthatout, via guy)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Fonte: ofelrond, via acomas)